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Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Subject:life
Time:4:19 pm.
girlfriends suck.
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Thursday, April 20th, 2006

Time:5:33 pm.
i started this journal about a year ago and have only updated 8 times. i suppose when i began that imagined there were so many things to say and talk about. the reality is i keep them to myself.

in fact, i've come to the conclusion that to fantasize is much more rewarding than what reality offers.

this coming year i will try to say more things in this strange public forum known as livejournal.
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Sunday, September 25th, 2005

Subject:we sure are cute for two ugly people
Time:8:47 pm.
i am now bald in the nether region. and it feel glorious.


and i've got a pesky case of the toot toots. yeah, they're potent enough to put small to medium sized animals to sleep.
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Friday, September 16th, 2005

Subject:cocks. hard ones.
Time:8:33 pm.
a boner should come with an on/off switch because it "rises to the occassion" at the most inopportune of times.
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Saturday, August 13th, 2005

Time:1:37 pm.
It's not my fault I'm God's gift to women.
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Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Time:4:11 pm.
sex is overrated. no, really. it is.
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Sunday, May 29th, 2005

Subject:taking over the world one va va at a time
Time:2:24 pm.
Mood:wow.
Music:get it on.






so many vagina's.
so little time.





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Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

Subject:reality check. population one.
Time:3:21 pm.
Music:i'll make you laugh and cry..
girls are cute. i love looking at them. spentless hours have been had daydreaming about them and their lovely bodies. (and how flexible those bodies might be in certain situations invloving nudity.) when i see them walk down the street i have to avoid eye contact because i feel guilty for thinking those thoughts about them and that they can somehow tell what i've been up to if they look into my eyes. i suppose it's time i invest in some sunglasses. that should do the trick. it's no wonder so many people wear those damn things. what i really like is the skinny white girls. like pale white. that's what really gets me. oh, that pale skin. it's just screaming for that sensual touch. longing for a sweaty afternoon of romp rolling sex. i say skinny girls because i like how fragile they are. can't you just picture their limbs flying all over the place as you make brutal love to them. that won't happen with a chubby girl. no, no, no, believe me. it won't. i've tried. the truth about all this is that as much as i desire it all i can't bring myself to give up my selfish ways to be with a girl. and let me tell you, there are plenty of them out there dangling their panties in front of my face and flaunting their wares to and fro, but i won't have any of it. how could i sacrafice myself and what i want out of life for the sake of a woman? it seems absurd to me that so many people get invovled. they are all lost. and for what? a sloppy wet pussy...a big fat cock...some menial oral sex or half assed hand jobs? well, not me people. i love my solidarity. the fantasy is so much better than the reality.
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Saturday, April 2nd, 2005

Subject:first entry. guess who.
Time:1:55 pm.
Mood:take a wild guess.
Music:some stupid german hip hop shit.


fuck. i forgot to jerk off before work today.

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Friday, April 1st, 2005

Subject:hell yes
Time:8:32 am.
last night i was the recipient of the BEST BLOW JOB in the history of the sport.

and don't you worry.
i'll share ALL the details )
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